The director of Being John Malkovich, understandably, was too busy to write the captions to these pictures he took during filming. And since we are too lazy, we have decided to let you write the captions yourselves. In other words, you get to BE Spike Jonze. Just like the movie. Go crazy. In the meantime, we will filter through the most original, thought-provoking, and downright dirty entries, and post our favorites along with the actual captions when they arrive from Spike.

(We would like to thank everyone who has sent captions already, because they are every bit as creative, twisted, and durrrrty as we had hoped. We haven't yet posted the dirty stuff, and it's possible it will never make the cut for the family site, but maybe we'll get the credit card/password BJM porn site going, and then the naughty noo noo will be in full effect.)

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